Tuesday, July 16, 2019

THE “FIRST” STAR TREK EPISODE, TAKE ONE



Episode Title:  The Cage

Air Date: Did not air publicly, it was made in 1964 and screened by NBC in February 1965

Written by Gene Roddenberry

Directed by Robert Butler

Cast: Jeffrey Hunter as Captain Christopher Pike          Majel Barrett as Lieutenant Commander Una Chin-Riley         Leonard Nimoy as Lieutenant Spock             John Hoyt as Dr. Phillip Boyce       Peter Duryea as Lieutenant José Tyler        Laurel Goodwin as Yeoman Second Class J. M. Colt       Clegg Hoyt as Transporter Chief Pitcairn      Ed Madden as Enterprise Geologist            Adam Roarke as C.P.O. Garrison              Susan Oliver as Vina             Meg Wyllie as The Keeper           Malachi Throne as The Keeper (voice)         Georgia Schmidt as the First Talosian            Robert C. Johnson as the First Talosian (voice)         Serena Sande as the Second Talosian         Jon Lormer as  Dr. Theodore Haskins            Leonard Mudie as the Second Survivor            Anthony Jochim as the Third Survivor               Michael Dugan as The Kaylar                 Robert Phillips as Space Officer (Orion)              Joseph Mell as Earth Trader

Ships: USS Enterprise NCC-1701

Planets:  Talos IV

My Spoiler filled summary and review:  The first scene opens on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, the crew notice sensor reading of some unknown object out in space but they can’t pick it up on their view screen.  It turns out that it wasn’t an object at all but a radio waive designed to fool ship sensors to think it was an object.  Captain Pike says that it was an old-fashioned distress call that was designed to track attention.  Spock is able to trace the signal to planet Talos IV.   He reports that is an M class planet[1] and it is possible that there are survivors.   Pike however doesn’t think this is likely given that the message was very old.  Whoever sent it probably died or was rescued long ago.  Pike said they had their own “sick and wounded” and decided they should stay on course to the starbase they were already headed for.  Once that was settled they could come back just in case.  Pike then nearly snaps at Yeoman Colt for doing her job.  He shares a joke with his First Officer about him not being use to “having a woman on the bridge.”  This must be a private joke between them seeing as there are plenty of women in Starfleet and Number One herself is a woman.  But whatever the joke is I don’t get it.
The Bridge of the Enterprise for the first time.

                Captain Pike suddenly realizes he is being way too dark and moody to stay on the bridge and decides to go be dark and moody in his quarters instead.  While there he calls the Doctor to come see him.  Not because he is sick but because he knows Boyce will bring booze.  Doctor Boyce brings the booze and Pike pretends to be surprised.  The two drink and Pike starts crying in his martini  about how his last mission went and how he lost people under his command.  He feels guilty and wants to quit his job and go retire back to Earth or become a merchant.  He wants to do something other than what he is doing, while the Doctor thinks he just needs a vacation.   Just then a call from Mr. Spock interrupts their drinking to tell them they have located survivors.  It’s a good thing that Pike only had one drink because now he has to organize a landing party.
"How dare you do your job in front of me Yeoman Colt!"
"So I heard you were being a dink on the bridge?"

                Captain Pike organizes his landing party and leaves Number One in command of the Enterprise.  The away team uses the transporter, a mode of transportation that would become the staple of the series being used for the first time.   They transport far enough way as not to startle the survivors and then they walk to the camp.  When they get there they find a group of old scientists and a young beautiful woman named Vina.  
                Pike really likes Vina and she feels similarly about him.  She is not at all shy coming outright and saying what a fine specimen of a man he is.  The lead scientist explains Vina was a child when they landed and she spent her whole life among aging scientists.


                While everyone is packing up, Vina takes Pike over the hill.  Pike probably thinks he is about to get lucky and is completely unaware of these large headed Talosians who have been watching him this whole time.   In an instant the camp and all its survivors disappear.  One of the Talosians appears from under the hill and zaps Pike with a weapon knocking him out.  They take him underground while the remaining landing party, led by Lts. Spock and Tyler try to free him by blasting the hill with their hand lasers, but to no avail.   
Vina wants that fine specimen of a man she is looking at!
"You can't take our Captain!  Oh, you can."

                When Pike wakes up he finds himself in a cage in what appears to be a zoo.  The Talosians come out to examine him and they communicate using thought patterns that even Pike can here.  Despite Pike being able to understand their form of communication the Talosians seem to be talking more at him than with him as they regard him as some sort of creature for their entertainment.  Pike demands to know what is going on and what their plans are and the Talosians think that is funny.   The one known as “the Keeper” shows off his telepathic skills by predicting what Pike will do before he does it.  They leave and Pike is placed in an illusion putting him back on Rigel VII where he had been weeks before.   It was in this place that he had his disastrous mission and members of his crew died.  Here Vina, the same woman from before but with a new dress and longer hair, is acting as the damsel in distress who Pike must protect.  Pike defeats the Rigelian warrior just like he did in real life, then he is back in the cage with Vina.  He tries to get information out of Vina but she speaks to him in riddles.
  
                Back on the Enterprise Number One takes command with the determination that would terrify studio executives and test audiences alike.  A woman in command of men?!?  Even women in test audiences wondered why she wasn’t allowing one of the boys to take charge.  While the senior staff discusses options Boyce tries to continually warn them what they are facing beings that can read their minds and create illusions so powerful they are like reality.  He echoes what Vina told Pike, even if it is not real they will still feel it. 

                Number One ultimately decided on the old US Grant belief that doing something was always better than doing nothing.  And a giant laser cannon powered by a starship’s engines is an awful lot of something!   However as they continue to blast the top of the hill nothing happens, or as the Doctor says maybe something did happen but they aren’t able to notice. 

                While his crew was blasting a big rock with lasers, Captain Pike continued his adventure in his cage of make believe.  The one consistent thing in each fantasy is the beautiful Vina who Pike comes to believe must also be real and prisoner like him.  She advises him on how to deal with their captors but also begs him to comply warning they can be punished with their own nightmares brought to life.  The Talosians are pleased as Pike becomes protective of Vina. 

                They are given different fantasies to try out.  In one fantasy the couple is put in an ideal domestic situation where they are husband and wife, who live on Earth, and ride out on Pike’s horses for daily picnic lunches.   When Pike starts calling it out for not being real it causes Vina to think she has figured out what is bothering Pike.  She rationalizes why none of the previous fantasizes worked for him.  Everything so far was pulled from his memories places he has been to before, where a person’s fantasy is about what they cannot or should not have.   With that the world transforms and Pike is now a wealthy merchant trader and Vina is dancing Orion slave girl.  This works for a moment but Pike then tries to leave with Vina following him.
Vina a damsel for Pike to save!
Vina a wife for Pike to love!
Vina a sexy slave girl for Pike to what ever he wants with.

                In his conversations with Vina, Pike starts to learn something about his captors.  At first he thought they captured him for their entertainment purposes to live experiences through him.   Vina tells him that the Talosians use to live on the surface but a horrible war brought them underground.  Pike reasoned the found physical life limited so instead they concentrated on their mental power.  Over time they become the big-headed masters of illusions.   Vina says it’s a trap that they are stuck living the experiences of others and have forgotten how to work the machines of their ancestors.   Then Pike learns the actual reason he was captured: they don’t want him to entertain them they want to rebuild their civilization with Vina. 

                Vina tries to explain that they are to be like Adam and Eve.  With that knowledge Pike has discovered an undeniable truth.  For all their telepathy and illusion making powers, the Talosians are an exceptionally stupid people.  They are so dumb that it is arguable that in the first episode Star Trek introduced us to the stupidest creature they would ever create.  As one later Star Trek character would say “How can you be so dumb with heads like that?”  

                It is really hard to conceive how stupid the Talosians, as a group, would have to be in order to believe that they could create and entire planetary population with just two people.  Why did they believe this?  Because Vina told them the story of Adam and Eve?  Did they find a copy of the Bible on the ship she crashed in?  Did they read the rest of it?  I assuming not since they didn’t try steal one of Pike’s ribs to grow a woman. 

                With the Vina not winning Pike over the Talosians grow more desperate.   As the crew of the Enterprise attempts another landing party the Talosians arrange that only Number One and Yeoman Colt are transported down right into Pike’s cage.  This actually is a better idea in terms of creating a world population.  If Pike reproduces with three women at least the next generation will only be required to marry half-siblings and not full ones.  However the Talosians are not thinking this way they expect Pike to choose between them. 
More women to reproduce with right idea

Vina understands and is angered by Talosians bringing in the new women.  She berates both of them leading Number One to mention that she went over Vina’s ship manifest and the only Vina in there was an adult.  As she begins to do the math the Keeper and his agents show up.  He demands Pike makes a choice and he begins to compare the new arrivals.  The Keeper points to Number One’s intelligence as good reason to choose her because she will provide intelligent offspring.  The Keeper also points out Number One often has him as the object of her fantasies.  He then mentions that the Yeoman also fantasizes about him and that she has “usually strong female drives.”

As the Keeper exposes the secret crushes of the Enterprise women I can hear in the back of my mind Dave Bautista’s voice “HA!! He just exposed your deepest darkest secret.”  It also leads me to wonder: what are Yeoman Colt’s strong female drives?  She always looks very meek and innocent as if a strong wind could probably blow her over.  Considering this is her one and only appearance it’s a shame we will never be able to find out.

Number One and Yeoman Rand had hand lasers that were set aside for being drained of power.  As Pike and his trio of women sleep however the Keeper himself sneaks in the cage and tries to steal them.  Pike however catches him, the Keeper tries make himself appear as a creature but Pike isn’t buying it.  Pike then tries one of the lasers on his cage.  When it doesn’t work he points it at the Keeper’s head explaining he thinks the lasers are working  but they are keeping them from seeing it.   The Keeper gives in but it is all just a ruse to the prisoners to the surface so the baby making and world building can begin.  This scene once more demonstrates the Talosians intelligence and stupidity, they are smart enough to lure their prisoners to the surface but dumb enough that they still think Pike can choose one of the females and start a civilization. 

Number One startles the Talosians by setting her laser to self-destruct that and when they scanned the Enterprise’s data base they also found the humans incompatible with captivity.  With this the Talosians give up and decided to let Pike and humans go.  Vina, however, tells Pike that she cannot leave with them.  As the two other women beam back up to the ship, the Talosians show Pike why Vina couldn’t go.  Now if you thought the Talosians were dumbest creatures in the galaxy going into this you discover that there is a level of stupidity in the Star Trek universe that you didn’t even know was possible.  Vina isn’t young and beautiful.  She was a young woman when her ship crashed and she had barely survived the Talosians helped as best they could but as they had never seen another human, and weren’t too particularly bright to begin with, all they ended up with was a mutilated Frankenstein type woman. 

So the Talosians thought they could create an entire planetary population with one healthy man and one horrible disfigured and mutilated middle aged woman!  "Everything works" according to Vina but with all due respect how can she know?  She hasn’t had much of an opportunity to become pregnant and I wouldn’t trust the word of Talosians.  Not because I thought they were lying but because they are not smart meaning they are probably just wrong .
The Talosians were betting their future on this woman's reproductive capabilities.  

Pike asks them to return Vina’s illusion of youth and beauty.  They do that and give her a fantasy Captain Pike to live with.  Pike doesn't seem bothered by that.  Pike returns to the Enterprise refusing to reveal Vina’s secret.  He goes back to snapping at his crew and being just as dark and moody as before.  Okay so maybe he is bothered by it. 

Additional thoughts: The Cage is an exciting episode with lots of twists and turns.  It is still clearly a prototype.   I can’t say it is the foundation of the series (I would consider that to be the early aired episodes of the first season) but it clearly starts to dig the foundation.   In this episode we see the heroic Captain Pike matched up against a powerful but not very bright opponent. 
 
                I suppose the reason that Pike never points out the obvious ridiculousness of the Talosians proposal to them is he is unsure what they will do to him if they discovered he and Vina were useless to their plans.  Either that or it might have something to do with the Bible Belt being central to ratings they didn’t want to seem as mocking.  Having a demon-eared science officer and woman first officer was hard enough. 

                Speaking of those two when trying to salvage the series those they were the first ones the studios want to jettison.   Rodenberry fought hard for both of them and the studio offered him one.  Classic Trek lore has it, according to Leonard Nimoy, the event was settled when Roddenberry chose to keep the Vulcan and marry the woman because he couldn’t do it the other way at least not legally.

                In comparison to the rest of the series some ways this episode was more advanced socially when it comes to women.  We have a woman as the second in command who takes charge when the Captain is kidnapped.  In other ways it was less, I didn’t see any people of color on this ship and even if I missed them all the speaking roles were with white characters. 

                Some good detail was when the Enterprise's computer was being scanned you see the last three US Presidents Eisenhower, Kennedy, and Johnson in sequential order.  Since the Talosians were looking through historical records going back centuries they probably should have spent some time on the biography of King Charles II of Spain or King Tutankhamun of Egypt.  That way they could have learned incest was bad.  

                I first saw this episode when I was thirteen, my best friend’s father had all the original episodes on tape.  I remember how excited I was after I saw the Orion slave girl dance scene.  I think it has something to do with the late Susan Oliver’s natural sexiness.  As an adult I would really like to walk into a strip club and hear that number that I refer to simply as the “Orion Slave Girl music,” because I don’t know its actual name, playing over the speaker with real exotic dancers dancing to it.  "Wouldn't you say its worth a man's soul?" It is on my bucket list, if I had one.     

                Even with its short comings The Cage is a great part of Trek lore and a worthy start to the series.

FINAL GRADE:  (3 of 5)



[1] M class is the Star Trek phrase for planets that can support life such as Earth.

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